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April 30 2017

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iamthegps submitted:                        

I tried to replicate this pose and pulled a muscle in my back.

(I was disappointed- I made a fake login just for this and the stupid thing wouldn’t even load on my computer… So if anyone wants to try it out as rusty-shackelford@yahoo.com, the password is thisisbullshit)

This thing could be like malware, so I’m not recommending anybody try it out without precautions.  But if anybody wants to examine it for science, send me screenshots because I’m seriously curious. Especially, given the odd ads that have been featured here which seem to have nothing to do with fantasy.

Near Death - Not about Near from Death Note shockingly - YouTube

Hi!  This is Ami (who runs Escher Girls)

For those that don’t know, I also do video game streaming (which I haven’t done for a bit because of school, but I’ll be doing a lot more of during the summer).  Just letting people who might be interested know that I’m going to be streaming the survival game Near Death in about 10-20 minutes (12:30-40am EDT) if you want to see me and my new hair play games! (I don’t look great due to stress breakouts from exams >_<)

April 29 2017

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zackcandraw submitted:

Wait, is that her shoulder or her boobs?

This is from the game Clash of Dawn by Ujoy.

It took me awhile to realise that no, that’s not her far shoulder running away from her body.

I’m confused.  I think that IS her far shoulder? Because it’s under the same shoulder ornament thing her near shoulder is… but then that just makes everything even more confusing.  

April 28 2017

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Bob submitted:

Greg Land at his best

I’m surprised this classic by Greg Land hasn’t been on here before (at least I didn’t find it under the “Greg Land” tag). Do you think Greg Land has seen actual women’s breast or just what he’s traced from porn?

Even tracing from porn doesn’t explain some of this.

April 27 2017

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charactergoods submitted:                        

spines… don’t work that way

Maybe this is for measuring right angles.

(Megumin from KonoSuba: God’s Blessing on This Wonderful World! statuette from: https://otakumode.com/shop/58c9ff2f8166176e5204e97d/KonoSuba-2-Megumin-Bunny-Ver-1-4-Scale-Figure)

April 26 2017

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frost prince submitted:                        

ah, yes, the two face types of womankind– “round” and “oval.”  and also the most important part, the brest.

Wait is this even a fantasy game? She’s in jean shorts and a cami… Also maybe the squirrel is named Brest and you choose how big it is on the camisole xD

April 25 2017

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Anna T. submitted:

Yet another generic game with a breast slider – and they don’t even know how to spell breast properly!

Tag yourself. I’m Brest.

April 24 2017

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daour submitted:                        

At first glance nothing seems too odd until you realize the leg in front is the left leg.

The Invisible Woman variant of the boobs-and-butt pose, the boobs-and-no-butt pose.

Alt text: The ground isn’t the only thing Molecule Man is bending.

Alternate alt text: Is a boobs-and-butt pose still a boobs-and-butt pose if you can’t see the butt?

Source: Marvel Adventures: Fantastic Four #11, cover by Juan Santacruz and Chris Sotomayor (2006, Marvel Comics).

Gotta appreciate the guy who lettered the final cover and covered that with the bar code.

Wow yeah. Nice catch.  Also amusing because the bar code cover-up is also the “all ages” label!

Maybe her wandering, adventurous butt is meant to indicate that there will be a lot of adventures in the book!

April 23 2017

Play fullscreen

driftingspeck submitted:                        

Not a gif, I know, sorry, and I don’t meant to put in a long trailer video but I don’t think it’s available and I don’t know how to make ‘em myself.

I saw the Ghost in the Shell movie trailer in theater earlier this week, and I could not get over the heaving breasts!!!  No, seriously.  I’m not sure if that link is working, but it’s at the 1:48 mark.  The theater trailer has a longer clip of the heaving breasts, but I can’t find it on YouTube.

Seriously, boobs don’t work that way - no matter how hard I breath, my breasts just don’t move like that.  In fact, the whole CG robot body seems off somehow… like the position of the breasts aren’t quite in the right spot as they should be on a person.  I don’t know…

It’s a robot body, so I guess that’s probably the explanation, but wow the whole movie seems like such a mess already with the casting and everything, and now with weird uncanny valley breasts too apparently o:

April 22 2017

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tofunaga submitted:                        

Saw this ad from League of Angels 2. I just want to point out her top and her right leg.

If I were glued into my lingerie, I’d be angry too.

April 21 2017

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. submitted:                        

Came across this while reading manga a while back and I’m not sure what to say. There were some pretty funny ads for the same game and I regret not screenshotting them.

They’ve finally let the secret us women have been trying to hide forever o:  Our eyes are in our right breast and thigh and um our heart is in our left boob and um, our sense of direction is in our… um… crotch?

(Advertisement for Beauties Battle, PalmFun)

April 20 2017

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bluuuuuh-im-a-fucking-car submitted:                        

These tumblr ads keep getting weirder and more gross everyday

At first I was just gonna make a joke about the armor symbol pointing to her clothes for the first pic and then I noted the heart pointed at her crotch? -_o 

And that second one o_o

April 19 2017

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owl-factory submitted:                        

Someone get this girl a chiropractor

Ow.  Maybe she swivels around her waist chopping people like a blender.

April 18 2017

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JD submitted:

This is a player character from Blade & Soul by NCsoft. No mods - this was created legitimately and with in-game costumes.

Boobs and Soul.

April 17 2017

April 16 2017

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trak-nar submitted:                        

Saw this while scrolling through my dash. I see some lopsided boobs trying to escape, a disembodied head, and a stupid caption. I also highly suspect the art is stolen from somewhere, but I’m not sure where.

With these game ads, it’s sadly almost always stolen :\ 

Also she said “breast” so maybe only just the one can get bigger 

April 15 2017

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thebiscuiteternal submitted:                        

I know, I know, Liefeld, but sometimes you just gotta revisit the classics, you know?

Actually, that’s by Ian Churchill!  Also that’s not a bad job disguising an AT-ST as Enchantress

April 14 2017

WIP 2 - MALIKI - Webcomic

pierre-lebeaupin submitted:                        

Maliki published an interesting take on how to eschew the boobs and butts pose, in the context of a poster she made for a Japan-culture convention: http://maliki.com/strips/wip-2-2/ (about halfway down; in French, but understandable anyway).

Here she owns up to the fact the pose is not going to be dynamic, and compensates with stronger composition and design, among others.

Oh hay that’s cool!  Something I think will interest a lot of the people who follow this blog too! :D

Thanks for sharing it :)

April 13 2017

I’m back!

Sorry for the delay but I finished my papers!  I still have an exam to go, though, and I’m sick from the stress of doing my papers -_-  But I’m back!  I’m going through my inbox though, so things might take a little to be processed.  Keep submitting if you see anything though :)

(And good luck on finals for those who have them!)

Ami

March 18 2017

That time of year again :(

Just an update to let everybody know that updates will be spotty for the next few weeks while I’m in the stretch drive of my school year.  I have a lot of papers due and I’m dealing with some health issues too, so I probably won’t be able to go through the inbox or update the blog regularly until April.  Keep sending in submissions though!  i will get to them!

Thank you for understanding,

Ami Angelwings

PS: Also, I will have some newsy stuff hopefully after the break and a time to work on the site, including a possible p/vodcast! o:

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